the tao of poo
Hilarious vandal. (See below.)

Hilarious vandal. (See below.)

He’s saying, “Can I cheat off the cracker?”

He’s saying, “Can I cheat off the cracker?”

Found on our computer desktop….

a Word doc titled “cock walked into the situation area.”

cock walked into the situation area>

tail-tucked-inner-weave>

caught the foreman with her wife>

chasing squirrels.   picking light.

I had to ask. I couldn’t help it.  Here is the explanation I got: “I wrote that. I sent it to myself to see if I could open it.”   Yep.

the most excited I have been for an audition in a long, long time

[PIRATE WENCH] Female, mid 30’s. Open on race. Saucy friend of the Vampire
Wife. She has a taste for high seas adventure. Director likes fun, real,
outgoing types… good actors. Fun, easy going actors, improv a plus.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Star Trek: a belated review.

In an attempt to get over my hatred for all things fantasy, which alienates me from society more than I’d like it to, I went to the Star Trek movie with Hardcopy and Josh opening weekend. Even though I fell asleep during some sort of battle I didn’t hate the movie. Some of the lines were funny and the lead guy was decently good looking. He balanced out the uglyness of the guy with pointy ears and a unibrow.  I wasn’t bothered all that much by the fantasy aspect of it, just the battles went on a little long and no one likes it when people give birth in movies.

Two and a half tumbles.

Looks like I can quit raping and pillaging and just take Spaulding Ave.

Looks like I can quit raping and pillaging and just take Spaulding Ave.

Girl vandal?

Girl vandal?

Girl vandal indeed.

Girl vandal indeed.

Girl vandal Jr. 

Girl vandal Jr.